Saturday, May 24, 2008

Here's What I Want To Know

There are a few things I've seen or experienced people doing, and basically, I want to know...why do people do this s#$%?!?! If you have any insight...please, by all means, fill me in.

1. Why do men spit? I don't get it. I've never spit in public in my life, nor have I ever needed to. Does a man's mouth create more flem/moisture than a woman's at such a rate that they can't swallow and refresh their mouth fast enough to keep up?

2. Why is it that at home, men leave the toilet seat up all the time, no matter how many times you ask them not to, and then in public, they don't bother lifting the seat at all and splatter all over the seat...then don't wipe it up?!?! I've seen it over and over again in my cafe and its just plain vile! What the hell is that?!?!

Do tell...